Some Crazy Expressions

After reading a post about wacky preacher Pat Robertson on another blog recently, I commented that he was "A few pages short of a Bible". This got me to thinking of the many other ways people express the unique type of craziness that Robertson has. Following are some examples:

A few bricks shy of a load

A few sandwiches short of a picnic

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

Driveway doesn't go all the way down to the street

The lights are on, but nobody's home

A few bullets short of a clip

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose

When they passed out the brains, he thought they said trains, so he asked for an electric one and has been searching ever since for a place to plug it in.

A gallon short of a full tank

His copier is out of toner

Half baked

Doesn't have all his marbles

One player short of a team

His family tree has no branches

His brother was an only child

His parents never had any children

Flying on one wing

Dimbulb

His train has derailed

His ship has sprung a leak
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You get the picture. Feel free to add some of your own.