Friday, November 17, 2006

Quotations About Republicans

I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
--Paul Tsongas

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.
--Harry Truman

As I've said repeatedly, Republicans are very good at describing things in black and white; Democrats are very good at describing the 11 shades of gray.
--Joseph C. Wilson

Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.
--John Leguizamo

Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas.
--Joe Baca

Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged.
--Harry Truman

Big government conservatives are spending trillions and wasting billions. Republicans are no longer the party of fiscal conservancy, but the party of runaway spending and corruption.
--Sherrod Brown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.
--Jimmy Carter

I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do.
--Howard Dean

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
--Conan O'Brien

If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
--Adlai E. Stevenson

The Republicans believe in the minimum wage -- the more the minimum, the better.
--Harry Truman

The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
--Mark Russell

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
-- Will Durst

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
--Lisa Simpson

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
-- Jay Leno

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