Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Sex on the Go

A Qantas airlines flight attendant has been fired after she told a newspaper that she had sex with actor Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldemort in the upcoming Harry Potter movie), in the plane's bathroom during a nine hour flight. She considered this her initiation to the "Mile High Club". After their cramped tryst in the bathroom, she went with him to his hotel after the flight, where they had sex several more times.

"I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did -- it was inappropriate behavior," she said. "But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him? This sort of attraction happens to people all the time. It's just not usually with a Hollywood star at 35,000 feet."

Disgusting? Not at all. Should she have done it? Why not? But it was more than a little stupid to take her story to the newspaper. She should have kept her trap shut and no one would have been any the wiser and she still would have had a job.

Fiennes, through a spokesman, claimed that she was the "sexual aggressor". Perhaps, but I'm guessing she didn't have to put a gun to his head, even though he may now regret his encounter with the indiscreet, blabby flight attendant.

This past Sunday, an Israeli couple traveling on a busy highway got horny and decided to take care of business right there and then. They didn't bother to pull off to the side of the road to do the deed, but simply stopped the car in the middle of traffic and went to it, which immediately began to back up traffic. Police, looking for the cause of the traffic jam, found the couple in the car banging away, totally oblivious to the traffic and car horns sounding behind them.

Now, I've been known to pull off at a rest stop when I've gotten unbearably horny while on a road trip to do the deed, but I'd never stop in traffic to scratch my itch. I want the chance to do it right without interruptions, you know.


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