Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Cucumber or Banana?

A men's health group and a pharmaceutical firm has proposed a scale to self-rate penis hardness in order to assess men for erectile dysfunction.

The four categories on the scale include:

1. Cucumber

2. Unpeeled banana

3. Peeled banana

4. Tofu

“Men should aim for this,” U.K. sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference while brandishing a cucumber.

I can safely say that my erections occur quite comfortably in the cucumber, aka "Incredible Hulk", category.

Male readers and women with male partners, feel free to categorize yourself or your partner in the comment box below.