Quotes and Comments

I'm feeling a bit under the weather today, so I leave you with some quotes and comments

I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I know what I'm supposed to do,
but I don't know where to start!
--Unknown

I always know where to start. It's knowing when to stop that's my problem!

I keep reading this book about anti-gravity and for some reason..... I just
can't seem to put it down
--Unknown

This one would make a good tag line.

If you don't like the answer, don't ask the question.
--Unknown

This reminds me of when I'd be on desk duty at the police station and after I'd tell them something they didn't want to hear, they'd ask to talk to someone else.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
--Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Talk about being wrong in a big way!

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
--Ken Olson, 1977

I'll bet he's embarrassed now.

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
--Unknown

Works for me!

I don't need cybersex -- AOL goes down on me all the time!
--AOL user

I've never used AOHell, so I couldn't tell you if that was true.

Its not the boulders in my path, but the pebbles in my shoe that really sends me over the edge.
--Unknown

It's the nit-picky small annoyances constantly plaguing me than get me down most often.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
--Doug Larson

Why is it that everything that tastes good is bad for you?

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
— Dr. Seuss

My friends love me for who I am, not what I could be.