Here's a short list of sex-related pet peeves. I'm sure I could think of more if I sat down and thought about it, but these are the ones that popped into my mind first. Enjoy!
Dead Fish; that is, women who do imitations of them in bed.
Sleeping in the wet spot
Women who say yes when they mean no
Women who say no when they mean yes
Women who say no and mean it
Women who get mad at you and cut you off to prove a point
Almost getting caught and having to jump out the window or hide in the closet
Getting caught
The phone ringing just at the point before orgasm
The doorbell ringing at the same interval
Synchrony in “that time of the month”
Premature ejaculation
“Shrinkage”
Jealousy
Involuntary celibacy
Soft core porn
Being too tired for a “command performance”
Rug burn
A woman who leaves hickeys in places you can’t cover up. I’m too old for that shit
Defective condoms
Getting an erection in public when you can’t do anything about it and/or at an embarrassing moment
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