Monday, February 11, 2008

Unsexy Celebrities

Following is a list of female celebrities I would never want to have sex with. Your mileage may vary, but these women just don't put the lead in my pencil.

1. Jennifer Aniston.

I read that she was voted as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People by People magazine in 2002, but I just don't get it. That jutting jawline, the bony arms and legs showing tendons, and the claw-like hands don't turn me on at all.

2. Amy Winehouse

Just plain ugly to me. And she's not helping herself with the heavy eye makeup, nor the excessive, trashy tattoos

3. Natasha Bedingfield

Again with the prominent jawline! Gaining some weight would likely bring her out of the unsexy category for me, but at this weight, she's too horsey-looking for my taste.

4. Cher

She's been on my unsexy list for a long time. I don't know how she always manages to look drunk or high in every picture ever made of her. Sleazy, flashy dresser, too.

5. Nicole Richie

She looks like she just escaped from a concentration camp. Those protruding bones and claw-like hands just scream, "Feed me!". I was curious how old she was, so I looked it up. She was born in 1981, but she looks well into her forties in this photo.


Winter said...

I wouldn't do any of those women. YUCK! None of them has a body worth touching with MY hands. If I were to hop in the sack with a celebrity female give me Kelly Monaco any day. Not quite sure what it is about her that I find so sexy (*cough* the boobs and ass *cough*), but it's enough that I have an entire folder of naked Kelly pics. She's enough to turn me at least bi.

Lola Gets said...

Nice to see that you seem to like women with meat on their bones. You should come over to my blog and then vote for me in this lovely modeling contest I decided to join (yes, I am bored with my life right now, lol).

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