This past Tuesday, West Viriginia police officer T.E. Parsons brought a suspect to the police station for a breathalyzer test.
During the course of the test, the suspect, Jose Cruz, allegedly farted and made fanning motions, directing the stink toward the officer. Officer Parsons then charged Cruz with battery.
Kanawha County Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday.
Better watch out! Those fart blossom mushroom clouds can be deadly!