This sex survey was lifted from the beautiful Chica-X.
1. What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted or seen inserted (in a sexual manner) in person?
It would have to be a PR-24 police baton that I would insert into a lover by the vaguely penis-shaped handle end.
2. Have you ever had sex anyone whose name started with a J?
Too many to count. My current primary lover's first name begins with a J, incidentally.
3. Have you ever been outside completely naked?
Of course. I would advise others wanting to do likewise to make sure not to do it during mosquito season, though.
4. Do you prefer music, TV, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
Music, preferably with a beat that approximates the rhythm of sex; slower for "making love", faster and heavier for good old fashioned fucking. I'm not fond on having a TV on when having sex, unless we're using a porn tape as inspiration for our activities.
5. Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
Sometimes -- it's amazing what ice does for nipples!
Feel free to provide your answers in the comment box.