Following is a list of typical traits of the average cat and the average dog that seem to fit my idea:
Cats
Can't be herded, they are natural nonconformists
Are individualists; they follow the beat of their own drummer
Are harmless when left to themselves
Think of their humans as equals
Prefer a clean evironment
Live and let live
Dogs
Are pack animals; they respect authority
Dogs don't think outside the box
When one starts barking, all the others join in.
Worship their humans
Make a mess wherever they go
Nose into everyone's business
1 comment:
Cats and dogs have several things in common: eat, piss/shit, sleep, and cost money. Sounds like politicians to me.
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